Winner Boy by Christine Anderson

Mister Perfect, Mister Winner You know who I mean Mister Yeah-I-Think-I'm-All-Of-That Mister GQ Magazine He knows everything 'bout sex But not a thing about romance Mister Look-At-Me-On-The-Football-Field In-My-Super-Tight-Ass-Pants Yeah cuz he's a... Nothin' but a... Shine him up and take him home to meet mama Winner Boy, Winner Boy! Serve-Me-Wine-With-Dinner Boy Mister All-American Country Club Boy Shine him up and take him home to meet mama! Ha ha!